Happy Birthday! You should feel really special because I didn’t need a Facebook reminder to remember your Birthday. I hope your coworkers don’t use today as an excuse to give you inappropriately long hugs. To the nation’s best-kept secret: your true age.Īt least when you’re alone on your birthday you can have the whole cake to yourself. Happy Birthday-I’m glad you were the strongest sperm.įirst you forget names, then faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. You always have such fun birthdays you should have one every year. You know everything about me and still decide to be my best friend……. You know that that you are getting old, when you have to pay more for the candles than the cake itself. I’m so glad we’re going to grow old together and that you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday! Try to forget that this day came about as a result of your parents having sex.Ĭongratulations on being a year closer to finding out if atheism was the right choice. May your birthday be half as exciting as you portray it to be on social media.īirthday, because I don’t give a shit if it’s Happy. I’d have definitely mailed you a card if I was going out for something I needed.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.īirthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Forget about the present-I didn’t get you one.īirthdays are good for you. Forget about the future you can’t predict it. FUNNY – Funny Happy Birthday Messages To Make Your Friends Laughįorget about the past, you can’t change it.